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Cure Steve Jobs Cure Steve Jobs

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

moves too fast.

by the time I get my cursor on him, he has already moved away. if you were to slow him down a bit, I would score higher.

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YouTube Poop Soundboard YouTube Poop Soundboard

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Needs CD-i clips

I am quite fond of Youtube poop, and I was very dissapointed to find no Dinner, sh*t, your face, Octorok, Dudongos, F*ck, my boy, or squadala from the Cd-i Zeldas. Please put these in and I'll score higher.

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Paradox responds:

Yeah, I'm going to update this whenever I can be arsed. I was tempted by Octorocks but there was no room. Whenever I update it I'm going to make pages and shit. So yeah, I'll put those in in the update.

Mario Remix: Boss Edition Mario Remix: Boss Edition

Rated 5 / 5 stars

another picky review.

I had fun with the game, but I share many of the user's complaints.
*I realize that bosses cant hurt you when they're down, but some people may not realize that, so maybe have them flash during their down time, as well. (I realize you already did that with the Robot Masters.)
*Give them a life gauge. Some users may doubt they are doing damage to the boss. (i.e. drill robotnik is far too easy to bounce on, and therefore hard to tell if most your hits count.)
*disable right-click navigation. I found out that by right clicking you can skip to other bosses. Some players may use this to their advantage.
*For some reason, I cannot select Freeze man, though he is in a selectable league. (other than with the right-click cheat mentioned before.)

Other than that, you've designed a wonderful, challenging game with a plethora of opponents. Excellent work, and I hope this review was helpful.

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Pico Sim Date 2 (v.1.5) Pico Sim Date 2 (v.1.5)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

okay, great game, but I feel the need to be picky,

Let me start by saying that this is an awesome game, and all the cons listed are for constructive purposes.

*saving at wrong points then reloading can cause clothes to dissapear, as is the same if you decide to marry a girl after instead asking about nene.
*The battle animations are weak.
*the chance events at work seem to loop if you save and reload.
*the tauting loop of wily's castle. I know you cut it to save space, but it's just enough to wish I could hear the whole song.
*speaking of music, I wish that the mute toggle was in all menus. While I sometimes get annoyed by the world map loops, I do love the battle theme.

Other than that and some other minor bugs, great job.

Missile Attack Missile Attack

Rated 2 / 5 stars


Like how you replaced the ammo for merely point penalties for missing. Still too basic. Some of the things you should do are

*Add sound.
*Have chain explosions and point rewards for doing so.
*score prompts need to fade away.

Besides that, it's okay.

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